‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
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#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
a poem about early october:
leaves are falling from the trees
why the fUCK IS IT 75 DEGREES
drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf
enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
Summary of My Life.
- Me: *On my laptop*
- Mom: *Busts into room* What are you doing?!
- Me: Research for a project.
- Mom: Oh, okay. *Leaves*
- Me: *Goes back to watching videos of baby sloths*